Billy Joe Dog:
Billy Joe has been round the block a lot of times for a
twelve year old. He's played drums for Macavity's Cat, Do
the Moog, The Buc Buc Bucket Band and a few more besides.
He auditioned for a boy band once but they turned him down
because he was too gormless. That tells you something about
The above photo shows Billy a-kip in a pub, oblivious to
the danger he is in from native predators. As he described
the night himself "I bought a load of speed but forgot
to take it" That's our Billy!